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The Sheer Nightgown

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A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to

purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that

range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the

sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it

home. He presents it to his wife and asks

her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it

for him

 

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy),

I have an idea.

It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on,

but I'll do the modeling naked,

return it tomorrow, and keep the $500

refund for myself.

 

She appears naked on the balcony and

strikes a pose.

 

The husband says, Good Grief! You'd

think for $500, they'd at least iron it!

 

He never heard the shot.

 

                                           Funeral on Thursday at Noon.


Closed coffin.

 

 

 

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:D:D:D

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LOL ! 

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Serves him right ... for not getting the $200 item and saving the $300 difference to bring her out for dinner!  :D

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